http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/WO0009/S00207.htm
I love the few below :
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much beer you've consumed ...
Q: Which direction should I drive - Perth to Darwin or Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
A: Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in Sydney.
Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: No. Everybody stinks.
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
A: This HAS to have been asked by a blonde...
Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes. Gay nightclubs.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face North and you should be about right.
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